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i had a seizure for 20 minutes when i was a kid and my parents just sat there and waited for it to be over but then it didn't end so they finally took me to the hospital and i think that's why i'm fucked up.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via theraddishspirit)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via guy)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via kid-bunni)

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(via guy)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via trust)

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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(Source: wif2, via trust)

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

(via guy)

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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(via joshpeck)

emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.

(via joshpeck)