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i had a seizure for 20 minutes when i was a kid and my parents just sat there and waited for it to be over but then it didn't end so they finally took me to the hospital and i think that's why i'm fucked up.

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pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

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castielcovaks:

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ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

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the signs as homes⭐️

Aries: a low maintenance, spacious apartment with vibrant colored walls, space for ideas and mess to take over, and a balcony that overlooks the hustle and bustle of the city that never sleeps
Taurus: a big, elegant, peaceful penthouse with silk fabrics, a warm fireplace, plush furniture and carpet, a home surrounded by wildlife yet a small distance from food, shopping and socializing
Gemini: a modern condo with kitchen and living room space for entertaining, many bookshelves and electronics, sleek furniture, inside a city with many events, where people go to live the fast life
Cancer: a comfortable, cozy, warm home with many windows and bedrooms, numerous pictures and memories hung up next to beautiful decor, in a peaceful, secure suburban neighborhood
Leo: a dramatic, mansion esque home with luxurious items placed in a way that people are bound to notice them, an extravagant and awe inspiring living space in a big city with big opportunities
Virgo: a neat, refreshing, mesmerizing single story with a practical use for every space, a big kitchen and office with an old timey feel of unique beauty, in a quiet town with deep, rich history
Libra: a cool, unique yet simple townhouse that has pleasing colors and art, beauty, character, and elegance all playing off of each other in the same space, in a small yet busy business town
Scorpio: a bold, intense home, modern touches and a mysterious aura, yet a bedroom that soothes after a long day, a brash and gentle flair in one space, in the secluded area of a bustling new town
Sagittarius: a fun open floored home with lots of air and space, lots of windows and light, many books and collectibles and CD's and a home that screams freedom, in the rolling, green hills
Capricorn: an earthy, classical home with antiques and warm tones, yet many high tech appliances for practical use, a beautiful home with conservative roots located in a quiet town of hard workers
Aquarius: a quaint home with striking, unique DIY elements and abstract art adoring the walls, with high end appliances yet a feel of childlike innocence, located in a stylish, fashion forward city
Pisces: a flowing, imaginative, light and bright home that is low effort and serene, with many sentimental decorations and delicate furniture, this home would be near the ocean tides
(can apply to Moon signs)

moonwhing:

damnitsizzi:

minishcap:

tfw your entire wrist rotates

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Someone slow down the gif its scaring me

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It’s not as bad as it looks.

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brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
bertmacklininspace:

I am so glad this Princess is guarding our galaxy.

jonasbrothers:

kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now 

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owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

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sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via asian)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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